MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
Founder Stats
Scrappy
Scrappy
Win Rate 5.4%
Record 2W - 35L
Avg Wins / Run 2.3/8
Baron
Baron
Win Rate 9.1%
Record 6W - 60L
Avg Wins / Run 3.7/8
Sergei
Sergei
Win Rate 7.5%
Record 5W - 62L
Avg Wins / Run 3.1/8
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Win Rate 12.5%
Record 7W - 49L
Avg Wins / Run 4.6/8
Dossier Query Specification Refine ledger records by outcome status, executive founder, asset portfolio, or release patch.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Maxed Card Ventures
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $365
Funding $771
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 50
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 10
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 5
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Pivoted
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 15
Pizza Party

Pizza Party

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 50
Watchdog

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 200
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 400
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 40
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE PROPERTY BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom & Pop
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $880
Funding $2,052
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
▼ 160
Consultant
Disruptive
Disruptive

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#1
Rubber Duck
Agile
Agile

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Synergized
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom
Disruptive
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 40
Freelancer
Gamified
Gamified

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist
Patented
Patented

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 8
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Mom & Pop
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 7
Valuation $590
Funding $1,334
Record 4-3
Closed Yr 7
▼ 20
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 150
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
Profit 150.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
#5
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 80
Data Analyst
✦ MVP ✦

Data Analyst

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 4s.
Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#7
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20 ◈ 20
Waste Not

Waste Not

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⇈ 2
Accountant

Accountant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Remove 8 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Mom & Pop
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $785
Funding $2,418
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20
Assembly Line
Litigious
Litigious

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 50
Corporate Spy
Agile
Agile

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#5
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#6
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#7
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Mom & Pop
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 5
Valuation $375
Funding $684
Record 2-3
Closed Yr 5
◈ 10
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#1
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop
Agile
Agile

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 24
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 24 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 400 ▼ 400
Temp Worker
✦ MVP ✦

Temp Worker

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 400.
Inflict 400 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#9
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Mom & Pop
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 8
Valuation $680
Funding $2,153
Record 5-3
Closed Yr 8
#0
Kanban

Kanban

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1.
5s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 120
Salesperson

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 320
Consultant

Consultant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 320 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern
Unionized
Unionized

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 50
Watchdog
Agile
Agile

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Momentum Partners
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 6
Valuation $525
Funding $1,052
Record 3-3
Closed Yr 6
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop
Disruptive
Disruptive

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 500
Mom
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 40
Data Analyst
Disruptive
Disruptive

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
Profit 40.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#4
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 20
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 15
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 10 ▼ 25
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $275
Funding $313
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 8
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 80
Well-oiled Factory
✦ MVP ✦

Well-oiled Factory

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Profit 80.
When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
#8
#9
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $285
Funding $225
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
✦ MVP ✦

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 15
Commission Structure
Synergized
Synergized

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.
5s.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#7
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#8
#9
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 5
Valuation $345
Funding $531
Record 2-3
Closed Yr 5
▲ 45
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 60 ▲ 20
Code Monkey
✦ MVP ✦

Code Monkey

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 20.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 15
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 16
Ad Network

Ad Network

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 16 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⇈ 13
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 13 Revenue.
Gain 1 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 80
Expense Account

Expense Account

PLUS
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▲ 160
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 160.
Remove 8 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Ramen Ventures
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $275
Funding $118
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer
Patented
Patented

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 20 ◈ 20
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 20 Moat.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#8
#9
Baron
Bankruptcy Titan Strategies
Founder: Baron Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $380
Funding $227
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
⇈ 2
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#2
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 10
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 80
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Skeleton Crew
✦ MVP ✦

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Gain 10 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 15
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Meridian Operations
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $775
Funding $2,752
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
◈ 60
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 20
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#4
Rubber Duck
Agile
Agile

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 320
Consultant
Litigious
Litigious

Consultant

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 320 Loss.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 50
Watchdog
Patented
Patented

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Patented
Patented
+15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 40 ▼ 100
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 100 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 24
All-Hands Call

All-Hands Call

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Colossus Dynamics
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 7
Valuation $920
Funding $1,384
Record 4-3
Closed Yr 7
◈ 50
Watchdog
Disruptive
Disruptive

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 20 ▼ 50
Neighborhood Watch
Lean
Lean

Neighborhood Watch

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 50 Loss.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Synergized
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom
Disruptive
Disruptive

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
#8
Headhunter
Agile
Agile

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 3
Valuation $240
Funding $58
Record 0-3
Closed Yr 3
▲ 60
Move Fast

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Machine to your right 4.
5s.
Profit 60.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▲ 20
Refinance
Synergized
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized

Refinance

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Remove 6 Debt.
Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 50
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#8
#9
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $310
Funding $164
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 30
Sketchy Contractor
Lean
Lean

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 30
Commission Structure
Synergized
✦ MVP ✦
Synergized

Commission Structure

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 8 plus 30% of it.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 80
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⇈ 10
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Revenue.
Gain 1 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 40
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Sublet & Pray LLC
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $810
Funding $2,425
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
#0
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#2
Paid Reporter
Agile
Agile

Paid Reporter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 7 Scandal.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#3
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1.
5s and the Human to your right 2.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 80
Consultant
Patented
Patented

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Patented
Patented
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 20
Project Manager

Project Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#7
Rubber Duck
Agile
Agile

Rubber Duck

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 2s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#8
Copywriter

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 50
Watchdog
Litigious
Litigious

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Obelisk Syndicate
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $285
Funding $411
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▲ 30
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker
✦ MVP ✦

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 45
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 40
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 15
Commission Structure

Commission Structure

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 15
Life Coach
Synergized
Synergized

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Synergized
Synergized
+10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Summit Worldwide
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $775
Funding $2,369
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
▼ 80
Consultant
Litigious
Litigious

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 500
Mom

Mom

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 240 ▲ 160
Pop
Pivoted
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted

Pop

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 240 Loss.
Profit 160.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 240.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 80
In-House Counsel
Litigious
Litigious

In-House Counsel

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 80 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 50
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy No Runway Networks
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 6
Valuation $555
Funding $893
Record 3-3
Closed Yr 6
#0
Kanban
Disruptive
Disruptive

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern
✦ MVP ✦

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 250
Mom
Pivoted
Pivoted

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 60 ▲ 40
Pop
Disruptive
Disruptive

Pop

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Profit 40.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 40
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈ 30
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 30
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 30
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Mom & Pop
Bankruptcy Basement Floor Labs
Founder: Mom & Pop Liquidated Yr 5
Valuation $395
Funding $121
Record 2-3
Closed Yr 5
▼ 30 ▲ 20
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 250
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▼ 40
Freelancer

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
#3
Copywriter
✦ MVP ✦

Copywriter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 6 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 30
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Profit 20.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◈ 10 ▼ 25
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 60
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 60.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 8
Valuation $735
Funding $1,749
Record 5-3
Closed Yr 8
▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 48 Loss.
Gain 3 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Leveraged
Leveraged

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◈ 40
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 2 Scandal.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 100 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#4
Copywriter
✦ MVP ✦

Copywriter

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 11 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +4 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 120
Busy Receptionist
Disruptive
Disruptive

Busy Receptionist

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 120 Moat.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 320
Snail Mail
Unionized
Unionized

Snail Mail

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 320.
Remove 16 Debt.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈ 15
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#8
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 2 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sergei
Domination Bastion Initiatives
Founder: Sergei Dominant Exit Yr 9
Valuation $815
Funding $2,627
Record 8-1
Closed Yr 9
#0
Coffee Machine
Agile
Agile

Coffee Machine

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker
Disruptive
Disruptive

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 20
A/B Test
Leveraged
Leveraged

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 40
Economies of Scale

Economies of Scale

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 30
Server Rack

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 15
Conveyor Belt
Agile
Agile

Conveyor Belt

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Move this asset one slot right.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
Hardware Upgrades
Gamified
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified

Hardware Upgrades

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Your Machines permanently gain +20 Loss.
Gamified
Gamified
Fills 25% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Beacon Cartel
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 6
Valuation $515
Funding $758
Record 3-3
Closed Yr 6
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Profit 20.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#3
Rubber Duck
Patented
Patented

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Patented
Patented
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 60
Sketchy Contractor
Gamified
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 200
Golden Goose
Unionized
Unionized

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Unionized
Unionized
+30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈ 50 ▲ 70
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 40 ▼ 40
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Inflict 40 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $285
Funding $38
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 28 Loss.
Profit 20.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▼ 1
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 20
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 3s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 60
Crunch Time
✦ MVP ✦

Crunch Time

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Overwork your Employees 4.
5s.
Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
#8
#9
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 8
Valuation $720
Funding $2,108
Record 5-3
Closed Yr 8
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20
Assembly Line
Agile
Agile

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.
5s.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 80
Feedback Loop
Leveraged
Leveraged

Feedback Loop

PLUS
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 30
Server Rack

Server Rack

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Whenever an AI activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 80
Fail Whale
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Fail Whale

PLUS
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 3s.
Gain 80 Moat.
Agile
Agile
10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
A/B Test
Pivoted
Pivoted

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Sergei
Bankruptcy Nate Higgers LLC
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 4
Valuation $305
Funding $360
Record 1-3
Closed Yr 4
▼ 60
Neural Network

Neural Network

PLUS
MEDIUM AI
11.0
SEC
Inflict 60 Loss.
Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▼ 10
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 180
Artificial Intelligence
Gamified
✦ MVP ✦
Gamified

Artificial Intelligence

PLUS
LARGE AI MACHINE
18.0
SEC
Inflict 180 Loss.
Whenever another AI activates, Fast Track this 1.
5s.
Gamified
Gamified
+25% Windfall chance.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
#8
#9
Baron
Founder: Baron Liquidated Yr 9
Valuation $900
Funding $3,136
Record 6-3
Closed Yr 9
▼ 80
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 15
Open Office
Litigious
Litigious

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 160
Freelancer
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 30
Executive Assistant
Disruptive
Disruptive

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
Profit 30.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#7
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 50
Corporate Spy
Leveraged
Leveraged

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
Apply 6 Scandal.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#9
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Baron
Founder: Baron Liquidated Yr 8
Valuation $800
Funding $2,651
Record 5-3
Closed Yr 8
▼ 80
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 15
Open Office
Litigious
Litigious

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 160
Freelancer
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 160 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 30
Executive Assistant
Disruptive
Disruptive

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
Profit 30.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#7
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#9
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Sergei
Founder: Sergei Liquidated Yr 6
Valuation $450
Funding $736
Record 3-3
Closed Yr 6
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 30
Executive Assistant
✦ MVP ✦

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈ 40
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 200
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 24 Loss.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
▲ 40
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 30
Account Manager

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 50% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
▼ 400
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.